Cat Haiku

You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will show you.	A clean litterbox! Maybe if I try real hard, I can go again.
I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! good dog! good dog!	The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow.
I find a spider. You come over and squash it. I was watching that!	Outside in the yard, many birds at the feeder, and ME behind glass.
You're always typing Well, let's see you ignore my Sitting on your hands.	Birdies in the yard. When I jump to the window, they all fly away.
The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna.	Terrible battle I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a "term paper"?